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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 05:58

What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

You Only Live Twice

Diamonds Are Forever

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Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-All the bad guys are black.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Live and Let Die

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.